spoiled

the swiss asked me "when's the last time you went swimming?"
i said "i think mallorca. but i haven't gone swimming in sicily because our boat's been docked in the marina and well...i only like to swim from the boat. i don't like the beach -- you get all sandy"

LADIES AND GENTS:
I ONLY SWIM.
FROM THE BOAT.

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also i think i have a phd in sex and relationships studies
and i know what all straight guys want
they want a girl who is:
sexy but seducible, playful and lots of fun and can laugh at herself and laughs a lot in general (laughing makes a girl automatically more attractive)

straight girls want a guy who is:
hot, rich, jawline (yes that's an adjective), "alpha"

but of course such a guy is not really interested in dating so she will settle for the:
sexy dependable boyfriend type

and the hot, rich, jawline, "alpha" guy is ALSO interested in the sexy, seducible, playful, lots of fun, can laugh at herself, laughs a lot in general type, but he is also interested in ANY hot girl, bitchy or not, because you see he's not really the type to settle down with ONE girl

and eventually he does. but she is usually not that nice and not that playful. and not that smart. she is just hot.

because all the nice playful ones have a lot of self-respect so they're dating the sexy dependable boyfriend, while the hot but bitchy chick, who is one of many hot bitchy chicks, stuck around and he eeny meeny miney mowed them. she's a lot like a rapper who makes it in the industry. it's a long-shot but one of them makes it once in a while. (none from high SES background)