sexyback, Myspace revival

i got a myspace y'all
i'm still waiting for that email verification (and am completely LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN until i get that done) but let me tell you it is a different experience. it's completely VIP, completely next-level.

it asks you to identify yourself.
and so i'm clicking through the options and each click is making me feel better about myself
artist *click
musician *click
writer *click

the issue with the email verification def does feel a bit backwoods alleyway, like low budget, like indie singer-songwriter, small local club

but it's worth it

it's a bit like the Chelsea

and it's owned by justin timberlake which, when i just found that out, 30 minutes ago, made me respect him on the same level as i respect my very own father

the man can dance
the man can sing
the man can dance and sing at the same time in full-breath falsetto, perfectly in-tune
the man brought sexy back

and the man owns myspace