once in a lifetime opportunity
me: i have a once in a lifetime opportunity for you
seb: ok?
me: do you want to hear it?
seb: well they're usually scams
me: so do do you still want to hear it?
seb: sure
me: ok, so how about when you're done making that box, you can go rinse off the deck while i dust off and vacuum down here?
seb: weren't all of these things assigned to you?