I JUST INVENTED A NEW SPORT I JUST INVENTED A NEW SPORT

it doesn't happen everyday, folks

you've heard it here first: high motivation karate tai-chi

ok so you basically do karate moves, but with every move, you also say something motivational and it's a whole sequence

you essentially memorize a monologue of positive mantras as well as a karate sequence

(1) ready position
(2) bow
(3) pull your arms back as you step left foot forward, lean on right leg, right arm extending straight back, left arm bent at the elbow, pointing parallel to the right arm, and you say, "dakara koso"
(4) point both arms forward, left arm extended right arm bent at the elbow, shifting the weight to the left foot
(5) punch forward with right first and say "NEVA GIVU APPU!"

you think i'm kidding?

i'm not fucking kidding.

i'm going to memorize a shuzo matsuoka monologue and i'm going to combine it with my 3 years of karate knowledge to make a brand new sequence

just fucking watch me.