Daniel Miller (Rules of Attraction:Bret Easton Ellis)
"She actually had her eye on someone else that night: Daniel Miller, a Senior, a Drama major, only a little gay"
"all the time thinking that he might not be a Daniel Miller (this guy had spiky blueback hair, paisley tie, and, unfortunately, the beginnings of a goatee)"
"and she was thinking that this wouldn't have happened with Daniel Miller, that he would have taken her gently in his big strong Drama major arms and undressed her quietly, expertly, taken the bra off with grace and ease, kissed her deeply, tenderly, and it probably wouldn't have hurt, but she wasn't with Daniel Miller."
"And she said to no one, though she had wanted to say it to Daniel Miller, 'I always knew it would be like this.'"
A COMEDIAN, this guy (Bret)